Tunstraggep Quaghogdidwodwading Zanbapfas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane wyvern.

Tunstraggep Quaghogdidwodwading Zanbapfas created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunstraggep Quaghogdidwodwading Zanbapfas, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tunstraggep Quaghogdidwodwading Zanbapfas, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tunstraggep Quaghogdidwodwading Zanbapfas' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tunstraggep Quaghogdidwodwading Zanbapfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Tunstraggep Quaghogdidwodwading Zanbapfas loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Always obey Tunstraggep Quaghogdidwodwading Zanbapfas' priests.