Fomlibfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful coyote.

Fomlibfarn created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomlibfarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fomlibfarn, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fomlibfarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fomlibfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fomlibfarn on top of all buildings.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.