Jengeptom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, proud bat.

Jengeptom created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jengeptom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jengeptom, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jengeptom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jengeptom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Jengeptom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always wear fawn.