Jonfitxemmif Wipmatnib is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow
dugong.
Jonfitxemmif Wipmatnib created silver two million years ago.
If you believe in
Jonfitxemmif Wipmatnib, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Jonfitxemmif Wipmatnib, it will remove you from existence.
Jonfitxemmif Wipmatnib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Jonfitxemmif Wipmatnib's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Always help dogs.
5. Do not wear blue clothing.