Limrigbell is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying meerkat.

Limrigbell created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limrigbell, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limrigbell, it will torture you forever.

Limrigbell's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Limrigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Always help doves.

5. Do not hurt swans.