Higtentun is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish
crab.
Higtentun created the world two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higtentun, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Higtentun, it will send minions to preach to you.
Higtentun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Higtentun's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never look at nebulae.
4. Never write about asteroids.
5. Hide from orange tortoises for they are unholy.