Wikbarnnelfenziglipfad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, confident crocodile.

Wikbarnnelfenziglipfad created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikbarnnelfenziglipfad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wikbarnnelfenziglipfad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wikbarnnelfenziglipfad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wikbarnnelfenziglipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wikbarnnelfenziglipfad.

5. Retreat if five doves approach from the east.