Yogzogmat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing dugong.

Yogzogmat created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogzogmat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogzogmat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yogzogmat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yogzogmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.