Yogzogmat is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing
dugong.
Yogzogmat created humankind three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yogzogmat, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Yogzogmat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Yogzogmat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Yogzogmat's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick ants.
2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.
3. Never hurt frogs.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not chop down trees.