Yogstikbem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured dove.

Yogstikbem created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogstikbem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yogstikbem, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yogstikbem's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yogstikbem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yogstikbem four times a day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.