Nabdimbig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless dugong.

Nabdimbig created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabdimbig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabdimbig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nabdimbig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nabdimbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed gooseberries to gulls while wearing green boots.

4. Never wear magenta shoes.

5. Never write about nebulae.