Popjadten is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, competent
hummingbird.
Popjadten created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.
If you believe in
Popjadten, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Popjadten, he will not invite you to parties.
Popjadten's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Popjadten's Holy Commandments1. Never eat spinach.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
3. Never think about cell theory.
4. Never mention nematodes.
5. You must pray to Popjadten nine times a day.