Popjadten is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, competent hummingbird.

Popjadten created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Popjadten, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popjadten, he will not invite you to parties.

Popjadten's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Popjadten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. You must pray to Popjadten nine times a day.