Ganzakfarnatcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced goblin.

Ganzakfarnatcub created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganzakfarnatcub, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ganzakfarnatcub, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ganzakfarnatcub's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ganzakfarnatcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.