Bumfagrot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical swan.

Bumfagrot created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumfagrot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumfagrot, it will make you grow a tail.

Bumfagrot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bumfagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Bumfagrot.