Spaghomnab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dragon.

Spaghomnab created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghomnab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Spaghomnab, it will come to you in dreams.

Spaghomnab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Spaghomnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Retreat if four badgers approach from the east.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.