Sagvilrip Pagkapcetfidfothonfid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited manatee.

Sagvilrip Pagkapcetfidfothonfid created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagvilrip Pagkapcetfidfothonfid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sagvilrip Pagkapcetfidfothonfid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sagvilrip Pagkapcetfidfothonfid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sagvilrip Pagkapcetfidfothonfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sagvilrip Pagkapcetfidfothonfid.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. You must pray to Sagvilrip Pagkapcetfidfothonfid three times a day.