Kadsafnill is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying
fairy.
Kadsafnill created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Kadsafnill, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Kadsafnill, it will destroy your home solar system.
Kadsafnill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Kadsafnill's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kadsafnill.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never hurt hamsters.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.