Rigcadfadbem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, happy cow.

Rigcadfadbem created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigcadfadbem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigcadfadbem, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rigcadfadbem's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rigcadfadbem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.