Nartnillrensog Bastlakmis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful turtle.

Nartnillrensog Bastlakmis created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartnillrensog Bastlakmis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nartnillrensog Bastlakmis, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nartnillrensog Bastlakmis' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nartnillrensog Bastlakmis' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the south.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nartnillrensog Bastlakmis.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.