Likflagran is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring clam.

Likflagran created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Likflagran, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Likflagran, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Likflagran's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Likflagran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Never look at stars.