Bopfablarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish rat.

Bopfablarg created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfablarg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopfablarg, it will be very unhappy.

Bopfablarg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bopfablarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never laugh in the presence of geese.