Ragtikbet is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring hare.

Ragtikbet created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragtikbet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ragtikbet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ragtikbet's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ragtikbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always wear orange.

3. You must love Ragtikbet.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must never eat oranges.