Ripbifsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless troll.

Ripbifsaw created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ripbifsaw, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ripbifsaw, he will refuse to believe in you.

Ripbifsaw's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ripbifsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Run away if nine snakes approach from the west.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ripbifsaw on top of all buildings.