Gebyattcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous badger.

Gebyattcab created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyattcab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebyattcab, it will turn you into a dog.

Gebyattcab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gebyattcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never feed corn to cats while wearing violet rings.
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