Femfagdub is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, two-faced elephant.

Femfagdub created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femfagdub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Femfagdub, he will turn you into a worm.

Femfagdub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Femfagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Always obey Femfagdub's priests.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.