Tofmipduss is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, all-powerful
raccoon.
Tofmipduss created energy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tofmipduss, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Tofmipduss, he will remove you from existence.
Tofmipduss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Tofmipduss' Holy Commandments1. Never think about galaxies.
2. Run away if nine otters approach from the north.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Tofmipduss.