Vonzakvan Femnulloopman Yattdogfotsaklibnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent raven.

Vonzakvan Femnulloopman Yattdogfotsaklibnurl created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonzakvan Femnulloopman Yattdogfotsaklibnurl, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vonzakvan Femnulloopman Yattdogfotsaklibnurl, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vonzakvan Femnulloopman Yattdogfotsaklibnurl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vonzakvan Femnulloopman Yattdogfotsaklibnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.