Liktitbet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful mole.

Liktitbet created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Liktitbet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Liktitbet, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Liktitbet's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Liktitbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Feed all hungry birds.
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