Vegafbissman is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, generous rhinoceros.

Vegafbissman created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegafbissman, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vegafbissman, he will strike you with lightening.

Vegafbissman's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vegafbissman's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing cyan ear rings.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Vegafbissman on top of important buildings.
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