Cinyikhim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable meerkat.

Cinyikhim created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinyikhim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cinyikhim, she will turn you into a snail.

Cinyikhim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cinyikhim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cinyikhim on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never wear yellow rings.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always help doves in need.