Mobnut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, temperamental porpoise.

Mobnut created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobnut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mobnut, she will not care.

Mobnut's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mobnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to foxes while wearing mauve shoes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.