Wegtunlat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish sheep.

Wegtunlat created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtunlat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wegtunlat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wegtunlat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wegtunlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.