Cepquagfun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced warg.

Cepquagfun created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Cepquagfun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cepquagfun, he will turn you into a duck.

Cepquagfun's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cepquagfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.