Ladlinfom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful yak.

Ladlinfom created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladlinfom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ladlinfom, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ladlinfom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ladlinfom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet voles, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.