Teenrowmonshav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless duck.

Teenrowmonshav created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenrowmonshav, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Teenrowmonshav, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Teenrowmonshav's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Teenrowmonshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Teenrowmonshav loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Teenrowmonshav.

5. Do not hurt eagles.