Fabcanbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, confident walrus.

Fabcanbiss created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabcanbiss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabcanbiss, it will turn you into a worm.

Fabcanbiss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fabcanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fabcanbiss.

3. Never feed pineapples to voles while wearing red tights.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabcanbiss.