Stanwanhat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow monkey.

Stanwanhat created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Stanwanhat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stanwanhat, she will send you a sign.

Stanwanhat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Stanwanhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help seals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.