Bifhubsand is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome dove.

Bifhubsand created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifhubsand, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bifhubsand, he will turn you into a slug.

Bifhubsand's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bifhubsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.