Gungodduss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless mouse.

Gungodduss created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gungodduss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gungodduss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gungodduss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gungodduss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.