Gubfigbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable chinchilla.

Gubfigbonk created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gubfigbonk, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubfigbonk, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gubfigbonk's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gubfigbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.