Pakmobzod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast ant.

Pakmobzod created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakmobzod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pakmobzod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pakmobzod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pakmobzod's Holy Commandments

1. Pakmobzod loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at planets.