Rillgunsaf Govdodcat Weegedvon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented coyote.

Rillgunsaf Govdodcat Weegedvon created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgunsaf Govdodcat Weegedvon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillgunsaf Govdodcat Weegedvon, he will torture you forever.

Rillgunsaf Govdodcat Weegedvon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rillgunsaf Govdodcat Weegedvon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rillgunsaf Govdodcat Weegedvon.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if eight birds approach from the west.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help moths in need.