Bidcedquim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, strong gnu.

Bidcedquim created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Bidcedquim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidcedquim, it will turn you into a slug.

Bidcedquim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bidcedquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.