Vanpodbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, intelligent mouse.

Vanpodbeg created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Vanpodbeg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vanpodbeg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vanpodbeg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Vanpodbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Put Vanpodbeg first in all things.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.