Sinnabciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving penguin.

Sinnabciss created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Sinnabciss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinnabciss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sinnabciss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sinnabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.