Konmapnartgessponwandonster is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, prudent fly.

Konmapnartgessponwandonster created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Konmapnartgessponwandonster, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Konmapnartgessponwandonster, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Konmapnartgessponwandonster's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Konmapnartgessponwandonster's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about black holes.