Dadkaddud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless yak.

Dadkaddud created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadkaddud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dadkaddud, it will turn you into a frog.

Dadkaddud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dadkaddud's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never jump in holy places.