Dublincat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered wombat.

Dublincat created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dublincat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dublincat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dublincat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dublincat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Put Dublincat first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.