Lencebcip Botnabarm is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable snake.

Lencebcip Botnabarm created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lencebcip Botnabarm, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lencebcip Botnabarm, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lencebcip Botnabarm's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Lencebcip Botnabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lencebcip Botnabarm.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.