Hundussnak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful crab.

Hundussnak created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Hundussnak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hundussnak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hundussnak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hundussnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Put Hundussnak first in all things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide from purple snakes for they are unholy.

5. Never write about planets.