Fosscinnib is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient weasel.

Fosscinnib created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosscinnib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fosscinnib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fosscinnib's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fosscinnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.